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Sunday, September 28, 2008

OktoberFest No More

Days to go and here comes October. Having worked with San Miguel Corporation for more than six years, October ushers in a tremendous ambiance of celebration not just for its employees but more importantly to the entire Philippine drinking population as well. On this period, nothing else comes to mind but overflowing beer, band rages, street parties and widespread fiesta. It’s time for San Miguel’s Oktoberfest!

For several years, I have been a part of Oktoberfest – now an officially DOT recognized event in our country. My employee ID was as good as an entrance pass and my various contacts in the Sales and Marketing Department has given access to enjoy the goodness of free flowing San Miguel beer. The kick off party usually begins on the first weekend of October in various simultaneous parties across the country. Together with friends and officemates, we just stay for a couple of hours because traditionally, as the party gets late, the crowd and the “outside crowd” becomes even more unruly and wild, and risk of being hit with flying empty bottles or showered with beer leftovers is uncompromising.


The Philippines is set to make it to the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest bar in the world--a staggering 600 meters in total, stretching along the length of San Miguel Avenue and winding down to Julia Vargas Avenue in Ortigas, Mandaluyong City. The bar, which easily bests the 240-meter record held by Taiwan, was one of the main attractions of the San Miguel Oktoberfest kick-off party held last September 5. The event, which also featured four stages and around 40 local bands and artists, also attempted to set a world record for the largest beer-toasting crowd. Third Eye Blind was featured as one of the main acts. Dubbed "San Miguel Oktoberfest 120," the event launched the longest-ever celebration of the world-renowned festival, now extended to 120 days.


Now I have resigned from San Miguel and decided to try my luck here in Dubai, Oktoberfest is one thing I truly miss most. Though I am not a beer lover by nature, the moments spent with friends while grooving to the music of the featured bands and the opportunity to just be there when it happens is something that I couldn’t find elsewhere. There are also beer here in Dubai, but as what the famous SMB commercial line said, “iba na ang may pinagsamahan.”

Traditionally, Oktoberfest lasts for a month, but for 2008, in celebration of the company's 120th anniversary, San Miguel has decided to make the celebration a four month long revelry of camaraderie, brotherhood, good times, exuberant parties and overflowing beer starting last September. “Siento biente na!” cried Manny Pacquiao. When there’s nothing left to take out of the wallet, Filipinos are sure to find a cunning way to produce money in time for that special occasion. In splendid irony, “pag sa pagkain walang pambili, pero pag inuman, lumalabas daw ang pera”.

Since I am miles away to be one with my friends in kicking off the celebration of Oktoberfest, only pictures of my friends have reached my mailbox as evidenced that Oktoberfest has indeed started. But hey, I might still be able to catch up the Closing Party if ever I go on vacation this December. If that happens, I will just text you and I will see you then. Cheers!






Friday, August 8, 2008

Warning to Alien: Beware of People

Is my English good looking to you? Read on....but first ..a warning to Aliens.. beware of people...


O DI BA O DI BA?!
Dami pa yan so scroll down to scroll down.. ...

NAKUPO WAG KANG PAPANAKAW!!! ...

KAWAWANG SCREW DRIVER...TSK TSK.. KAYA PULANG PULA SIYA SA GALIT...

TSK..TSK...KAWAWA MGA KOMEDYANTE DITO.

NAMNAMIN DAW DAPAT....

AT LEAST CONCERNED SILA KUNG MAGPAPADULAS KA...

SO FAR 3 LOLA PA LANG DAW UMUPO DITO SIMULA NG NILAGAY NILA...

NAUNTOG NA NGA ATA EH...

NAGREREKLAMO NA RAW KASI MGA ISDA....DAMI TALAGANG MALASWA SA MUNDO...

SORI NA LANG SA MGA DI NAKARATING DI SILA NA WELCOME NG GANITO...

HELLO HELLO MUSTA KA NA, HOW DO YOU DO??

WAG KANG MAGULO... NANGAANO KA KASI EH...!!!

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TO....

LORD OF THE RINGS BA TO... NYAY

WAAAAAAA.. TODO NA TO...
cheers

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sign You are in Office Hell

Ang lobby guard niyo ay si Palito alias Rambuto.

Ang time administrator niyo ay si Cherie Gil at angmorning greeting niya with a smile ay... "Welcome to hell..."Ang HR head niyo ay si Bella Flores at ang EmployeeRelations Officer ay si Odette Khan at ang HR Staffinghead ay si Dexter Doria... At pag pumasok ka na walangID o hindi naka-uniform... kakaladkarin ka nila sa buhok palabas ng opisina pagkatapos kang pagsasampalin.

Ang Employee Benefits head ay si Lolit Solis... cge...magreklamo ka na maliit ang sueldo mo...cgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I dare you!!!!

Tuwing may problema ang kompanya, ang Corporate Communications head niyo na si Cristy Fermin angnagbibigay ng official company statement... at angsimula nang kanyang presscon ay... "Galing ito sa isangreliable source at itataya ko ang buhay at karangalan ko dito... wala akong libel case na inuurungan..."

Ang official company driver niyo ay si Vandolph. Do Ihave to explain?

Kapag kasama mo mag-OT si German Moreno... walangtulugan!

Ang Legal Investigator niyo ay si Tony Falcon at ang assistant niya ay si Wengweng... paminsan minsan aytumutulong si Ricky Lo at Madam Auring bilangconsultant.

Tuwing bubuksan mo ang filing cabinet andun si Mahalsa loob para iabot ang file na hinahanap mo.

Nung huling company anniversary ay sumayaw ka ngnakadamit babae at sumayaw sa tugtog na "ang gandako... feel na feel ang long hair ko..." kinabukasandumating si Robin Padilla para itanong sa yo kung niloloko mo ang kapatid niya...

Messenger niyo si Kuya Cesar.

Si Boy Abunda ang career counselor mo at tuwing meproblema ka ang tanong niya ay... "Mag-usap tayokaibigan... kung nasa harap ka ng salamin ano ang sasabihin mo sa iyong sarili?"

Si Love AƱover ang voice behind your automated phonesystem. "Mga katsokaran... ip you chuva da numbereklavu... dependots 1... ips not... luz valdez... charing!"

Ang Office Security niyo ay binubuo ng TulfoBrothers... bigla silang darating sa opisina mo atsasabihin "Hephephep... nag-uuwi ka ng bondpaper... tarantadong to ah... manggagantsong buteteka!!!" At pag tumanggi ka... ipapanood nila sa yo ang hidden camera shots na nagpupuslit ka ng 2 pirasongbond paper mula sa printer... habang pinoposasan ka ngmga pulis.

Nung Halloween party niyo ang costume mo ay Lizardo... at dun mo rin first time na-meet ang anak ngmay-ari na ang pangalan ay Tristan... alias Panday.Next halloween me tribute sa buhay mo na ipapalabas.

Tuwing pasko ang prize committee head ay si Bernadette Sembrano at Vicky Morales. Taon taon din ay nanalo kong bananacue at pedicab showcase. At nangangarap ka nasana next time si Willie naman para me jeepney.

Si Michael Fajatin ang laging nagpe-present ng annual report niyo... "Mga Igan... nung umabot sa PhP50M angating kinita... kumita tayo ng PhP50M... matapos natingmagtrabaho ng matindi kumita tayo ng PhP50M pero bagoyan ay nagtrabaho muna tayo saka tayo kumita ng PhP50M."

Boss mo si Big Brother... at alam niya na lampas 15minutes ka nag-coffee break kaya kailangan mo mag-typenang gamit ang ilong mo hanggang patawarin ka niya.

Kaopisina mo si Arnold Clavio at pag naka-leave siya... OIC niya si Arn-Arn.

At ang number 1 sign na you're in OFFICE HELL...department head mo si Mike Enriquez...AT HINDI NIYA KAYO TATANTANAN!!!!